Who is your favourite RHOV?

Vote here. Looks like Mary is in the lead with 49%. And Jody is in dead last with 3%. I think she could be well on her way to being the most hated housewife in the franchise history...If I recall the runners for the title were Danielle Staub, Jill Zarin, and Michaele Salahi.

Danielle Staub, once a Real Housewife of New Jersey is now a contestant on Famous Food. She is known for having a criminal record, being a stripper and the one who got Teresa Giudice so angry she flipped that table. The table flip seen around the world.

Jill Zarin, owner of Zarin Fabrics and former best friend to Bethenny Frankel. While Jill claims to have "made" Bethenny, ironically Bethenny is probably more well known than Jill. Bethenny now has her own spin-off show, a line of alcoholic drinks, and was recently on the cover of Forbes magazine. I think the public turned on Jill around the time she turned on Bethenny. But I personally don't think she belongs on the list.

And Michaele Salahi is the famous White House party crasher. She was dating the guitarist from Journey for awhile. But I resent the idea of evening googling her to find out what has happened with that.

20 million Net Worth and a Criminal Record

Slice bragged about the RHOV's cast all having a minimum 20 million net worth. But they forgot to mention the criminal past. Described as a quiet venture capitalist Reiko's husband proves it’s always the quiet ones, allegedly.

The past of Reiko MacKenzie’s husband makes Danielle Staub (former New Jersey Housewife now featured in Famous Foods) look good. Or might. He was acquitted from the murders of Jim and Ron Dosanjh. Not sure on what grounds. This article goes into detail about the case and her husband's criminal past.

 If memory serves Danielle Staub was charged with kidnapping and assault. She was also a stripper. Although, a lot of these housewives used to be strippers…Or playmates… So really who cares about that?

Speaking of Housewives, watch the SNL Real Housewives of Disney skit. (Watch full episode). If you don’t want to watch the full episode (And you are Canadian) I recommend downloading a hot spot blocker and then using hulu. If you are American just use Hulu. 

Cinderella is very Kim Richards. And the Kelsey Grammer reference makes Belle, Camille Grammer. Although the lack of singing ability could point to Kim Zolciak or Countess LuAnn. 

People named LuAnn just shouldn’t become Countesses. Money can’t buy you class Luann, but a name change might help you seem more classy.