20 million Net Worth and a Criminal Record

Slice bragged about the RHOV's cast all having a minimum 20 million net worth. But they forgot to mention the criminal past. Described as a quiet venture capitalist Reiko's husband proves it’s always the quiet ones, allegedly.

The past of Reiko MacKenzie’s husband makes Danielle Staub (former New Jersey Housewife now featured in Famous Foods) look good. Or might. He was acquitted from the murders of Jim and Ron Dosanjh. Not sure on what grounds. This article goes into detail about the case and her husband's criminal past.

 If memory serves Danielle Staub was charged with kidnapping and assault. She was also a stripper. Although, a lot of these housewives used to be strippers…Or playmates… So really who cares about that?

Speaking of Housewives, watch the SNL Real Housewives of Disney skit. (Watch full episode). If you don’t want to watch the full episode (And you are Canadian) I recommend downloading a hot spot blocker and then using hulu. If you are American just use Hulu. 

Cinderella is very Kim Richards. And the Kelsey Grammer reference makes Belle, Camille Grammer. Although the lack of singing ability could point to Kim Zolciak or Countess LuAnn. 

People named LuAnn just shouldn’t become Countesses. Money can’t buy you class Luann, but a name change might help you seem more classy.

Beyond Excited! Sliced Bread, What?

 

It has finally happened: The Real Housewives of Vancouver! I am beyond obsessed with RH craze, because less face it Jersey Shore maybe on par in the train wreck and drama department (though not this season) but some of these ladies also know how to dress. 

I could watch the RHOBH (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) just for the fashion alone. Than you throw in the Chip and Dale dancers, the affairs of Eddie Cibrian and Kelsey Grammer, the “million dollar” wedding and the insanity that is Kim Richards and you have me watch five hours straight.  

I mean without the Real Housewives craze I would never imagined threatening to flip a table when enraged. And now I know throwing drinks in people’s faces is socially acceptable. These series have really done a lot of good for the world.

Slice is still teasing us with who will be the RH of Vancouver as seen by the trailer below and their Facebook picture that is slowly filling in to reveal the identity of the cast.